Jede Zelle

God Loves Man

Darwin and his theory seem to fall especially after Leakey discovered that many things previously supposed correct and universally true are in fact doubtful.
Anyway I think a joke such this one is a piece of good humour.
One day Adam was walking in Eden.

Adam says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says:
"So you would love her."
"But God," Adam says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says:
"So she would love you."

THE MOST STUPID GUY EVER IS TAKING A BATH!!!!

Can you imagine a person who's more stupid than him? Honestly I think I have just seen THE most stupid guy ever!!!
Do not try to this at home when you are taking the next bath in a tub!!!





OMG it hurts me only seeing him!!!! Did he do it for money?

Jokes about blondes Glume Blonde Des Blagues

Good looking and yet said to be extremely stupid, blonde women haunt every man's imagination. What is true and what is false about them? Some scientific research seems to prove that in fact the brunette haired are more stupid than blondes.
Sincerly I do not care much about this stupid/not stupid opposition. I prefer hearing a good joke about blondes in Romanian, English or French. Enjoy.
Oh by the way - how would I look if I dyed my hair blonde?


Intrebare:
-Cum recunosti o blonda vopsita?
Raspuns:
- O intrebi daca a auzit de acest site!

Cum se numeste o BLONDA cu juma` de creier?
Norocoasa.

La ginecolog o blonda se dezbraca dupa paravan.
- Domnule doctor, sunt gata ! M-am dezbracat de toate. Unde sa-mi pun hainele?
- Aici, peste ale mele.

Cum il cheama pe baiatul unei blonde facut cu un spaniol?
"Retardo"...!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

What's the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

Why do blondes drive VW's
Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!

Une brune et une blonde marchent dans la rue, quand tout a coup, la brune s'écrit :
- Regarde ! Un oiseau mort !
La blonde lève les yeux au ciel et dit :
- Ou ça ?...

Combien de blondes sont nécessaires pour faire un gâteau au chocolat?
- 10.
Une pour faire la pâte et 9 pour peler les Smarties

Pourquoi est-ce que les blagues sur les blondes sont si courtes ? Pour qu'elles puissent les retenir.